CAROLINA VS FLORIDA

So… we are playing Florida this weekend. As I said already, I see us going 6 and 6 this weekend. Wait… if you are a superstitious person, we were ranked 6th and we are going to finish up 6 and 6…. 666… the sign of the devil! ACK! The sky isn’t falling, Chicken Little is dead! Darren McFadden ran him down!

We will lose to Florida.

Here will be the call of the game:

Commentator 1: Coming back from half time what does Carolina got to do to get back in this game down by 28 points?
Commentator 2: Well the last two weeks in a row, they have come out of the tunnel and played an amazing half of football, coming close to coming back against Tennessee and keeping it interesting against Arkansas. They are still in this thing.

FAST FORWARD TO 4 MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME.

Commentator: The gamecocks are down by 3 points. Florida is on the gamecocks 20. SC needs a turnover. Tebow takes the snap. He drops back. OH MY GOD NORWOOD JUST LEVELED HIM! THE BALL IS LOOSE! CAROLINA HAS IT. NOPE WAIT THE BALL IS STILL LOOSE. THE BALL HAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FLORIDA’S 4 YARD LINE! TEBOW PICKS THE BALL UP! HE GETS HIT AGAIN. THE BALL IS LOOSE!!!! Nope. Florida recovered. Wow. 5 gamecocks touched the ball.

Commentator #2: That was the most ridiculous play I have ever scene. Florida has the ball on their own 4 yard line. Holy cow!

Commentator #1: It looks like Urban is going to try and run the clock out. The gators are set up in the I formation.

Commentator #2: Wait… who is that? That isn’t Moreno. Who is #5? See if you can zoom in on the running back. (PAUSE) OH MY GOD its DARREN MCFADDEN! He takes the snap. He dodges one gamecock, another, another, another, and another… HE IS IN THE OPEN FIELD! NO ONE IS GOING TO CATCH HIM! TOUCHDOWN GATORS! TOUCHDOWN DARREN MCFADDEN! 96 YARD TOUCHDOWN SCAMPER! THE GAMECOCKS WORST NIGHTMARE JUST CAME TRUE! THE GATORS WIN! THE GATORS WIN!

Seriously. Final Prediction: Gamecocks 21 Florida 38

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